| diarrhea |
| animal droppings |
| dingleberries |
| constipation |
| terms that refer to poop but mean something else |
| Poop (the stuff, nouns) |
| aeolian deposit (stain left after an overly ambitious fart) |
| ah-ah |
| alpha class (contributed by Kuestiq) |
| amorphous deposit |
| anal butter (contributed by STONEB0LD) |
| anal outlet (contributed by Screechr86) |
| anal output |
| anal snakes (contributed by CaptnHowdy669) |
| anal stainall (contributed by Robin T.) |
| apu (contributed by Filthyn) |
| argol |
| ass apple |
| ass astronaughts (contributed by Matt) |
| ass explosion (result of eating greasy or oily foods -- contributed by Stephen C.) |
| ass flakes (contributed by Lordmetal3) |
| ass goblins (contributed by Lordmetal3) |
| ass kabobs (contributed by CaptnHowdy669) |
| ass monkeys (contributed by Lunacy) |
| awk (contributed by Ranbonyinger) |
| awkie (contributed by Ranbonyinger) |
| baby boy or girl (contributed by Catgsg21) |
| bean (contributed by ShutUrMouth) |
| bean strings (little strings that sometimes hang off turds - contributed by David C.) |
| ben (Japanese - contributed by Ghoulslime) |
| big ol' Texan (contributed by Timzx) |
| black banana |
| blind eels (contributed by ELDRM) |
| blivic (10 lbs of shit in a 5 lb bag) |
| BM |
| body wax |
| bollio (Spanish - pronounced "bo-yo" - contributed by Erica and Alison) |
| bologna stix (contributed by SWEATY4) |
| bomb dump (a poop that hits the water with such intensity that water is splashed all over one's buttocks) |
| Bondi cigar (from the Austrailian Bondi Beach, where such objects are seen floating in the water - contributed by Bobo) |
| boo-boo (when in pants) |
| bootycakes (contributed by Lunacy) |
| boulder |
| bowel movement |
| brown balls (contributed by Lordmetal3) |
| brown bear coming out of his cave (contributed by Tommie) |
| brown birds (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD) |
| brown bobbin' ball (contributed by WD714) |
| brown bomb (contributed by IVIaDmAn) |
| brown cock (contributed by Popi8899) |
| brown dildo (contributed by Popi8899) |
| brown dragons (contributed by CaptnHowdy669) |
| brown hotdog (contributed by Robert P.) |
| brownie |
| brown remnants (contributed by Robert P.) |
| brown trout (contributed by Maxisguy) |
| bum brownie |
| bum nuggets (contributed by Erica and Allison) |
| bun fudge (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD) |
| business |
| butt butter (contributed by Chris B.) |
| butt clusters (contributed by Jrandolo) |
| butt gnome (contributed by popothepoop) |
| butt mud (contributed by joe) |
| butt nugget turdies (contributed by Babygirl) |
| butt nut (contributed by Yourmamy) |
| button |
| byun (Korean - contributed by Ghoulslime) |
| caca (Mexican slang - contributed by Brandon P.) |
| cagada (Mexican) |
| cagadita (Mexican Spanish for small poop - contributed by Brandon P.) |
| cagadota (Mexican Spanish for huge poop - contributed by Brandon P.) |
| calabaza (Mexican Spanish slang, literally "pumpkin" - contributed by Brandon P.) |
| carbuncles (contributed by SWEATY4) |
| chi-chi |
| chicken pecking out of one's butt (contributed by ShaftyBL0W) |
| chit (from south of the border - contributed by Tommie) |
| chocolate banana |
| chocolate bread loaf (contributed by CaptnHowdy669) |
| chocolate channel chewie |
| chocolate delight (contributed by ITZtheRUFFrydaz) |
| chocolate exports (contributed by CaptnHowdy669) |
| chocolate hostage (contributed by Smithy of Australia) |
| chocolate soldier (contributed by Mike K.) |
| choda (contributed by SWEATY4) |
| Chubacca chunks (contributed by Screechr86) |
| chunks (contributed by Stairmaster33) |
| chunky poop (contributed by DaBizKit) |
| chyme clay (contributed by Robin T.) |
| cigar fish (refers to a turd in the surf or bath - contributed by Cameron A., Brisbaine, Australia) |
| clinker |
| cocky |
| codswallop |
| coeliac flux |
| coeliac passion |
| colon cannonballs (contributed by CaptnHowdy669) |
| colon cobras (contributed by CaptnHowdy669) |
| corndogs |
| corn eyed brown trout (contributed by Renee C.) |
| corn eyed butt snake (contributed by Lowing9763) |
| corn kernal poopie (contributed by Abeoww99) |
| corn loaf |
| corn massacre (contributed by Cheetah) |
| corn porphyry |
| crab apples (contributed by PGotelli) |
| crap |
| crapola |
| crapsters (contributed by Filthyniga) |
| creamy butt nuggets (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD) |
| crud |
| crusty critters (contributed by CaptnHowdy669) |
| crut (French) |
| cupcakes (contributed by Filthyniga) |
| dark catsup (contributed by SurfWithCowz) |
| dead soldier |
| defecation |
| dejecta |
| demo (Russian - contributed by Gray) |
| digested Crayola box (contributed by Cheetah) |
| dirt |
| diver down (contributed by Kuestiq) |
| do-do |
| dobby |
| dollup (contributed by Tommie) |
| dong (Korean - contributed by Ghoulslime) |
| doo |
| doobs |
| doodie |
| doodle (contributed by Tommie) |
| doodly-squat |
| doo-doo (contributed by Tommie) |
| dookie |
| dookie doo |
| dookie-doop-droop (contributed by Lunacy) |
| down periscope (contributed by Cheetah) |
| dreck (Yiddish) |
| drol (Dutch) |
| dropping |
| dump |
| dumpette |
| dung |
| Dunkin' Donuts (contributed by KingofDucks) |
| Easter Bunny's present (contributed by Cheetah) |
| egesta |
| ejecta |
| ejectamenta |
| excrement |
| excreta |
| Exlax excretion (contributed by Tommie) |
| exuviae |
| fart surprise (unexpected poopies - contributed by TrollForce Programming Team) |
| fecal browns (contributed by Red) |
| fecal matter (contributed by Filthyn) |
| fecal pellet |
| feces |
| feces freeway find |
| feculence |
| flabby chunks (contributed by Jawsoccer48) |
| floater (one that won't flush) |
| floaties (little floating ones - contributed by David C.) |
| foeces |
| food baby (contributed by Floyd of California) |
| the fourth teletubby (contributed by Neonpax) |
| frightened turtle (contributed by ShutUrMouth) |
| fudge |
| fudge brownie |
| funky monkey (contributed by ILuvDAC) |
| glade plug-ins (contributed by Robert P.) |
| glitch |
| gobbers (contributed by Lordmetal3) |
| gobjobbers (contributed by Lordmetal3) |
| golden brownies (contributed by CaptnHowdy669) |
| googe |
| govno (Russian) |
| grandpas (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD) |
| grunties (contributed by BLAH0761) |
| ha-ha |
| ham (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD) |
| hardened fudge nuggets (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD) |
| hawky |
| hell's candy (contributed by Yourmamy) |
| himno (Ukrainian) |
| hockey |
| hocky |
| Hoffenmist (German) |
| ho-hoes (contributed by Filthyn) |
| honey |
| hoya |
| hyzenga |
| ice cream (from the Cheech and Chong movie, Up in Smoke - contributed by Fry) |
| Indian rug burns (contributed by GodspeeDB) |
| intestinal sculpture (contributed by Dan and Vicky H.) |
| Irish shave |
| jakes |
| jobbers (contributed by Lordmetal3) |
| jobby (Glasgow) |
| john dillinger (contributed by Mary S.) |
| jujubees (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD) |
| junglebug (contributed by 95.j.baskaya) |
| kaka |
| kakashka (Russian "piece of poop" - contributed by Gray) |
| keech (Glasgow) |
| keester cakes (contributed by Allison, Erica and Kelly) |
| kiki |
| kisses (contributed by Autumn) |
| kuso (Japanese - contributed by Ghoulslime) |
| lientary |
| lienteria |
| lincoln logs (contributed by Shawne L.) |
| little army men (contributed by Filthyn) |
| load |
| loaf |
| log |
| looloos (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD) |
| lump (contributed by ShutUrMouth) |
| lumpy fart |
| majon (Spanish - a big turd - contributed by Junibomb) |
| marbles (contributed by Tommie) |
| marble shits (contributed by Tommie) |
| McShits (the shit you get after eating at McDonalds) (contributed by Jen) |
| merda (Italian and Spanish - contributed by Gray) |
| merde (French) |
| mess |
| miercoles (Mexican Spanish slang, literally "Wednesday" - contributed by Brandon P.) |
| mierda (Mexican Spanish - contributed by Brandon P.) |
| mierde (Spanish) |
| minga |
| Mississippi mud (contributed by SSCriminl2) |
| mojon (Mexican Spanish - contributed by Brandon P.) |
| monglin cluster shit (contributed by CaptnHowdy669) |
| monkey tail (contributed by Julia1G) |
| monsters that can choke donkeys (contributed by CaptnHowdy669) |
| mooky-stinks (contributed by MonkeyCube) |
| moomoos (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD) |
| Mr. Hanky (contributed by IceCube239) |
| muck |
| muky stinks (contributed by CaptnHowdy669) |
| mud bunny |
| mudfat balls (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD) |
| nib |
| nip |
| nookie cookie (contributed by IceCube239) |
| nugs (contributed by Lunacy) |
| number two |
| nunny (contributed by Fullten2) |
| oples and bononos (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD) |
| ordure |
| package (contributed by Poopmaster) |
| pancake |
| peanut butter poop (poop that resembles chunky peanut butter - contributed by KickBaba) |
| pellets (contributed by Tommie) |
| pile |
| pipicaca (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD) |
| plop |
| poo |
| poop |
| poop deck (contributed by Cheetah) |
| poopie |
| poopie doobles (contributed by Abs0lutelynot) |
| poopie pie (contributed by CaptnHowdy669) |
| poopies (contributed by Allison and Lauren) |
| pooplets (contributed by Rachel) |
| poopness (contributed by Filthyn) |
| poop on a log (contributed by Allison and Lauren) |
| poop on a stick (contributed by Allison and Lauren) |
| poopoo |
| poo-poo platter (contributed by Steve) |
| poopsey (contributed by Filthyn) |
| poopsie lala |
| poopstains (smears of poop in the underwear) (contributed by Thomas) |
| poopsters (contributed by Filthyn) |
| potty animals (contributed by Filthyn) |
| product of Uranus |
| pudding (contributed by LUGZONU) |
| puddin' taine (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD) |
| pung (contributed by Tommie) |
| race time (contributed by Trevor (tdog2222) and the Henderson, Nevada Foothill CrossCountry team) |
| rectal feedback (contributed by Robert P.) |
| rectum warriors (contributed by CaptnHowdy669) |
| returds (contributed by Filthyn) |
| root beer float (contributed by 2 stupid people) |
| scat (contributed by Codydavipr) |
| Scheisse (German - contributed by Gray) |
| schijt (Dutch) |
| scrapper (contributed by TronDX) |
| scuba divers (contributed by Filthyn) |
| sea pickle (contributed by JKOTE1) |
| sewage |
| sewer serpents (contributed by SWEATY4) |
| sewer trout |
| shat (contributed by Blink182qp) |
| shit |
| shit brick (contributed by Allison and Lauren) |
| shite |
| shitlets (contributed by Robert P.) |
| shit on a shingle (contributed by Junibomb) |
| shit on a stick (contributed by LUGZONU) |
| shitsicles (frozen poop - contributed by DopeyAS) |
| shitsters (contributed by Filthyn) |
| shiza (German - contributed by ECWBalls) |
| sissy (contributed by Lisa L.) |
| skata (Greek) |
| Skeet (Danish - contributed by Mary S.) |
| smelly seaweed (contributed by Robert P.) |
| smoked ham (contributed by SWEATY4) |
| snap (contributed by Cameron A., Brisbaine, Australia) |
| soil |
| space slug (contributed by Neonpax) |
| sphincter spear (contributed by Robert P.) |
| splasher (contributed by Yourmamy) |
| squat |
| S.R.T. (from a child's misspelling of "shit" - contributed by HtsCheese) |
| Stanley Steamer (contributed by HottNikkels54) |
| steamer |
| stercoration |
| stercum (Latin - contributed by John M.) |
| stinky log (contributed by Greg I.L.) |
| stinky pinky (contributed by Silky) |
| stool |
| Stoolgang (German) |
| stoolie |
| stuff |
| submarine |
| Super Shit Man (contributed by Filthyn) |
| sweet violet |
| tahi (Malay) |
| taki (Chamoru) |
| tangy butt nuts (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD) |
| tatertots (contributed by GodspeeDB) |
| team meeting (contributed by Trevor (tdog2222) and the Henderson, Nevada Foothill CrossCountry team) |
| that ain't chocolate puddin'! (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD) |
| thirty second buzz (contributed by Nrdbmber) |
| tinky winky (contributed by Filthyn) |
| toast |
| toileteers (contributed by Screechr86) |
| toilet orphan (contributed by Robin T.) |
| toilet twinkie (contributed by ShaftyBL0W) |
| tom cruise missiles (contributed by Sickness74) |
| tootsie roll |
| tord (Old English) |
| toxic turdeys (contributed by LaysTatoChips222) |
| toy-toy |
| tree trunks (contributed by Lordmetal3) |
| tukhus matter |
| turd |
| turd tunnel tasty |
| turtle head poking out (contributed by METALLICA8681 and Cardicum) |
| turtle tail (contributed by Kris) |
| tutti (Hindi - contributed by PRECIOUS8582) |
| uchra (Arabic - contributed by Lilliz23456) |
| unko (Japanese - contributed by Rik) |
| wad |
| water log (contributed by Yourmamy) |
| the whole shebang (contributed by ShutUrMouth) |
| wolf bait (contributed by Lunacy) |
| yellow submarine (contributed by Filthy) |
| yetto |
| yit |
| yukky |
| Poop (to do it, the verbs) |
| air out the anus (contributed by Neonpax) |
| air out the ass (contributed by Neonpax) |
| arc one out |
| ass sneezing (contributed by CaptnHowdy669) |
| awk one's pants (contributed by Ranbonyinger) |
| back the big brown caddy out of the garage (contributed by JERGENISDEAD) |
| ba-doop (from the sound of a turd striking the water) |
| bajsa (Swedish) |
| bake brownies (contributed by ShutUrMouth) |
| big jobby (contributed by "concerned about crap") |
| bite a train (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD) |
| blast a dookie (invented by Sonicpat and contributed by Stairmaster33) |
| blast the pinworm cannon (contributed by drwho) |
| bloop (from the sound it makes hitting the water - contributed by Mary S.) |
| blow |
| blow some mud |
| bob for apples (contributed by Neonpax) |
| bog |
| buang air besar (Malay, lit.: "to throw big water") |
| build a log cabin |
| burners (poop that burns after eating spicy food - contributed by torrance crump) |
| bury cable (contribted by Dave R.) |
| bust a crumpy (contributed by Megaera) |
| bust a grumpy (contributed by HottNikkels54) |
| bust a dook (contributed by Nrdbmber) |
| bust a shit (contributed by SpRyOko700) |
| bust ass (contributed by STFALCONS) |
| cagando (Mexican Spanish - contributed by Brandon P.) |
| call one's uncle |
| christen the comfort station (contributed by Silky) |
| chuck the football (contributed by Neonpax) |
| clean one's colon (contributed by Big Will) |
| clear the air |
| clip a biscuit (contributed by Melissa R.) |
| cocken (Yiddish) |
| cook some beans (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD) |
| cop a shit |
| crap |
| cut off a load (contributed by Bigbear1289) |
| defecate |
| desecrate the throne room |
| dirty one's diaper (contributed by Tommie) |
| dispatch a Yankee (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD) |
| dive bomb |
| do a dog |
| do business with John (contributed by popothepoop) |
| doodle (contributed by Tommie) |
| do one's daily duty (or doody) |
| do one's dirt |
| do poopsie |
| do some paperwork (contributed by Trevor (tdog2222) and the Henderson, Nevada Foothill CrossCountry team) |
| do the backdoor trot (contributed by Tommie) |
| do the doo (contributed by Big Will) |
| down the periscope (contributed by Neonpax) |
| down the proctoscope (contributed by Megaera) |
| download 5MB (or 10MB for a larger poop) (contributed by Mitch of California) |
| drop a bomb (contributed by Tommie and by TrollForce Programming Team) |
| drop a brick (contributed by LUGZONU) |
| drop a chalupa (contributed by Beacher) |
| drop a deuce (contributed by Skiba) |
| drop a fat load (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD) |
| drop a load |
| drop an atomic bomb (contributed by Lauren) |
| drop a nuke (contributed by ArchDelux46) |
| drop ass goblins (contributed by CaptnHowdy669) |
| drop a stinky log (contributed by Greg I.L.) |
| drop a wad in the porcelain god |
| drop doo-doo depth charges (contributed by Bill B. of Philly) |
| drop musTURD gas (contributed by Bill B. of Philly) |
| drop one from the poop deck (contributed by Lauren) |
| drop one's wax |
| drop some bait |
| drop some friends off at the lake (contributed by Cardicum) |
| drop the kids off at the pool (contributed by Shmoozie2 and JKOTE1) |
| drown a mud bunny (contributed by church) |
| dump |
| dump a dead grandma (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD) |
| dump a load |
| dump truck (contributed by AllyBallyGirl) |
| ease nature |
| een drol draaien (Dutch) |
| eject a round brown disc (contributed by TrollForce Programming Team) |
| empty the manure spreader |
| empty the poop shoot (contributed by IVIaDmAn) |
| evacuate one's bowels |
| excrete fecal matter (contributed by Neonpax) |
| expel (contributed by Tommie) |
| expunge (contributed by Tommie) |
| feed the dog |
| feed the goldfish |
| fill the pot (contributed by Mary S.) |
| fire rear thrusters (contributed by Bill B. of Philly) |
| float a log (contributed by Tommie) |
| flunk a dunk (contributed by Claudia O.) |
| free the chickens from the coop (contributed by ShaftyBL0W) |
| free the legless dog to sea (contributed by CaptnHowdy669) |
| frisbee a bun fudge (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD) |
| frog a log (contributed by Karl P.) |
| gagas (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD) |
| get a burning desire to sit on porcelain |
| give birth to a black eel (contributed by CaptnHowdy669) |
| give birth to a food baby (contributed by Floyd of California) |
| give birth to a marine |
| give birth to a VB programmer (contributed by Badabing) |
| give birth to submarines |
| give of oneself |
| give sacrifice to the porcelain god (contributed by Eric P.) |
| go backwards |
| go clip a yam (contributed by Alicia of Irvine, CA) |
| go cocky |
| go for a Tom Tit (Cockney) |
| go grunt |
| go number 2 (contributed by Cardicum) |
| go pop |
| go stinky |
| go to bog |
| go to the library |
| grow a tail (contributed by JBridgeE) |
| grump (contributed by Sawa) |
| grunt (contributed by Tommie) |
| hang a rat (contributed by Red) |
| have a bowel movement |
| have a turtle head poke out (contributed by CaptnHowdy669) |
| have some fun (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD) |
| help out Dunkin' Donuts (contributed by KingofDucks) |
| hit the can |
| honey dip |
| jakksy (Polish - contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD) |
| jumpers away (contributed by Lowing9763) |
| kakat (Russian - contributed by Gray) |
| kaknel (Armenian - contributed by PorschFrk) |
| kill a dead eagle (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD) |
| launch a log (contributed by Big Will) |
| launch a sub (contributed by Kuestiq) |
| lay a brown egg (contributed by TrollForce Programming Team) |
| lay a deuce (contributed by xxfredxx) |
| lay bricks (contributed by CaptnHowdy669) |
| lay cable (contributed by Mary S.) |
| lay pipe (contributed by CHZS1219) |
| lay a turd |
| lay some sledge (contributed by LUGZONU) |
| leave a deposit |
| leave a shit |
| let a brown snake out of the cave (contributed by TrollForce Programming Team) |
| let out the pooch (contributed by dean) |
| let the dogs loose (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD) |
| let the firetrucks loose (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD) |
| lose a farting contest |
| lose ten pounds in one minute |
| make |
| make a caca (contributed by Cardicum) |
| make a chocolate hamburger (contributed by WD714) |
| make a deposit in the drop box (contributed by Nrdbmber) |
| make a deposit in the porcelain bank (contributed by Mgobluefan) |
| make a house (contributed by CaptnHowdy669) |
| make a little junk (contributed by SurfWithCowz) |
| make a loaf |
| make a pass (as in drag racing - contributed by Jake) |
| make everything come out all right |
| make poopie |
| make room (contributed by Beij B.) |
| make the donuts (contributed by KingofDucks) |
| make the people in the apartment below scream in agony (contributed by Jammanz1) |
| man the deck (contributed by Cheetah) |
| meditate |
| misfart |
| mold an action figure (contributed by SpongeBob) |
| move the mail (contributed by Jill W.) |
| murder a mud bunny (contributed by Cameron A., Brisbaine, Australia) |
| murder a shit (contributed by Cameron A., Brisbaine, Australia) |
| park a load |
| pass the ass bass (contributed by Beij. B) |
| pay a visit to the old soldier's home |
| pay one's doctor bill |
| pinch a loaf |
| piss backwards |
| pitch a log (contributed by Claudia O.) |
| plant potatoes |
| plop a load |
| plunk (contributed by Tracy W.) |
| poop |
| poot (contributed by Cello6909) |
| press a loaf |
| purp (contributed by BecK98MjR) |
| push brown (contributed by Cheetah) |
| recycle some cellulose |
| refill the bowl with chili (contributed by ML CAR AUDIO) |
| release the chocolate hostage (contributed by Smithy of Australia) |
| relieve oneself |
| relieve the bowels |
| revolve the beavers (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD) |
| ride the porcelain pony |
| scheissen (German - contributed by Gray) |
| send a fax (contributed by lin) |
| send a log to float (contributed by CaptnHowdy669) |
| send some sailors to sea (contributed by Lowing9763) |
| shake one's grates (contributed by Melissa R.) |
| shit (contributed by Gray) |
| shoot ("George Carlin says that shoot is shit with two o's" - contributed by Tommie) |
| shoot a dog |
| shoot bunnies (contributed by James Y., Alabama) |
| shump (contributed by Sagoria23) |
| sink submarines |
| sit on the crapper (contributed by ShaftyBL0W) |
| sit on the throne |
| sit on the throne of porcelain (contributed by CaptnHowdy669) |
| skita (Swedish) |
| smell up the house with horrible turd fumes (contributed by Jammanz1) |
| smoke a brown dooby (contributed by Neonpax) |
| soil one's pants |
| sparkle (contributed by Dazed) |
| spend a penny (British) |
| spike a bird's nose (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD) |
| sprout a tail (contributed by CoreyW66) |
| squat |
| squat and push (contributed by popothepoop) |
| squeeze a fresh slurpy (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD) |
| step into the office (for adults who spend an excessive time in the bathroom at work - contributed by Jake) |
| stinky doop (contributed by Trevor (tdog2222) and the Henderson, Nevada Foothill CrossCountry team) |
| stock the pond with some brown trout (contributed by TULLSPRING) |
| take a crap |
| take a digi (contributed by Kralltown) |
| take a duke (contributed by Whrlaway41) |
| take a dump |
| take a good crap |
| take a lovely (contributed by Dwheeler4jesus) |
| take a plane crash - no survivors (contributed by Preston G.) |
| take a plumper (contributed by J78CHEEKS) |
| take a rest (contributed by Cardicum) |
| take a shit |
| take a snap (contributed by Cameron A., Brisbaine, Australia) |
| take care of one's business |
| take the Browns to the Super Bowl (contributed by Floyd of California) |
| take the mains offline and eject the warp coil (contributed by Paul S.) |
| talk to a man about a horse (contributed by Aussie) |
| throw a chip (contributed by RadBrit) |
| torque a wicked cable (from Final Destination - contributed by Catman1229, ICQ 60092705) |
| trash the hash (contributed by Neonpax) |
| unhitch a load |
| unload |
| visit Mr. Hanky (contributed by SurfWithCowz) |
| visit the chamber of commerce |
| void one's bowels |
| wash the walls (contributed by Silky) |
| william shattnering (contributed by nic and friends) |
| work on a grunt sculpture (contributed by Chris B.) |
| yell at Mrs. Johnson (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD) |
| Diarrhea |
| angry firefighters (contributed by Big Will) |
| Aztec two-step |
| backdoor trots |
| back door truts (contributed by CrAzYMiC98) |
| back way spray (contributed by CrAzYMiC98) |
| Bass ass (after a night of hard drinking - contributed by Shawn) |
| blow mud (contributed by Lowing9763) |
| blow out (contributed by Mary S.) |
| boggy |
| booty hole burnout (contributed by CaptnHowdy669) |
| booze poos (same meaning as Bud mud - contributed by Marc K.) |
| bottom barf (contributed by TrollForce Programming Team) |
| brown bubbles (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD) |
| brown gatorade (contributed by Robert P.) |
| brown river |
| Bud mud (after a night of hard drinking - contributed by Shawn) |
| burning urge (contributed by Big Will) |
| butt dribblets (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD) |
| butt drool (contributed by Stinky) |
| butt gravy (contributed by Lowing9763) |
| butt juice (contributed by Schlilo) |
| butt piss (contributed by Timzx) |
| butt puke (contributed by Jill W.) |
| butt squeezings (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD) |
| Captain D (contributed by torrance crump) |
| cha cha agua (Spanish - literally "shit water" - contributed by Captain Jeremy H.) |
| chocolate explosion (contributed by Patrick R.) |
| chocolate thunder (contributed by Tommie) |
| chorro (Mexican Spanish for "You got the flu in your hole" - contributed by Brandon P.) |
| churras (Puerto Rican slang - contributed by Jeannie H.) |
| colly wobs |
| colon blow (contributed by Lowing9763) |
| Delhi belly |
| diarea (Mexican Spanish - contributed by Brandon P.) |
| diarrhea |
| diatreme |
| dingbats |
| down-dru-me's (Notre Dame Bay, Newfoundland) |
| drizzly shits |
| Dünnschiss (German - contributed by Gray) |
| Durchfall (German - contributed by Gray) |
| fireworks (contributed by Redwing2004) |
| flats (contributed by Mary S.) |
| foul-up (when you don't make it to the toilet in time - contributed by Steve D.) |
| galloping trots (contributed by Danny K. of Florida) |
| G.I. shits |
| G.I. trots |
| G.I.'s |
| golf course accident (contributed by Marc K.) |
| gravy |
| green-apple quickstep |
| green apple spatters (contributed by Top Dog) |
| green apple splatters (contributed by Critic221) |
| green apple squirts (contributed by ITZtheRUFFrydaz) |
| grizzly shits |
| Havana omelet (contributed by Rick N.) |
| Hershey squirts |
| hibbey-jibbies |
| hog cholera |
| human expresso machine (contributed by Patrick R.) |
| jalapeno tugboat ride (contributed by Rick N.) |
| Jerry-go-nimble |
| Johnny trots |
| liquid poop (contributed by LUGZONU) |
| lucy bowels |
| lurkies |
| Mexican heartburn |
| Montezuma's revenge |
| movies |
| Mr. Poopy Pants (contributed by Jill W.) |
| mudslide (contributed by Allbiz74) |
| Nefertiti's revenge (diarrhea that afflicts one in Egypt - contributed by Tommie) |
| oil spill (contributed by Jill W.) |
| oohs and ahs (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD) |
| pee butt (contributed by Trinitey2000) |
| Pennsylvania quickstep (contributed by Tommie) |
| Pharaoh's revenge |
| pizzarhea (runs resulting from the consumption of pizza) |
| ponos (Russian - contributed by Gray) |
| poopsie-lao |
| puke out one's asshole (contributed by Fartinabox) |
| red anal rovers (contributed by Big Will) |
| runs |
| Russian shits |
| rusty water (British - contributed by Sarah and Kevin) |
| San Francisco shits (contributed by Calvin T.) |
| sauerkraut surge (contributed by Tommie) |
| scires (contributed by Barny44627) |
| screaming mimis |
| scudders |
| scurvies (contributed by Barny44627) |
| scutters (Notre Dame Bay, Newfoundland) |
| shitathlon |
| shits |
| shitting through a screen door and never touching a wire (contributed by Steve D.) |
| shooting soup (contributed by TOOMS722) |
| shorts |
| sizzling shits (contributed by Mary S.) |
| skithers (Quebec English) |
| skitters (Quebec English) |
| slides (contributed by Sickness74) |
| slippery poo |
| slurry |
| spit-winkle (contributed by CCITurlo) |
| squiddle (contributed by Mary S.) |
| squirters |
| squirts |
| squitters |
| sul-sa (Korean - contributed by TJumper78) |
| summer complaint |
| supersonic sewer sauce |
| tapass (contributed by SwimDFly15) |
| ten-twenties (10 seconds to shit, 20 minutes to wipe) |
| toilet bowl stew (contributed by Patrick R.) |
| touristas |
| trots |
| trout chili (contributed by CaptnHowdy669) |
| turkey trots |
| urgents |
| Vienna squirts (contributed by CaptnHowdy669) |
| volcanic whoopies |
| waterworks (contributed by Robert P.) |
| watery explosive (contributed by Sara C.) |
| weeping drizzlies (diarrhea resulting from excessive consumption of alcohol and Mexican food - contributed by James W.) |
| wild butt (contributed by TReVO) |
| Animal Droppings |
| alley apples (urban horse deposit) |
| backyard trot treats (dog) |
| bird lime |
| bolus (rodent) |
| bovidung (cow) |
| buffalo chips |
| calling card (dog) |
| carabao biscuits |
| cattle cookies |
| chimp chunks |
| chocolate chips (rodent, rabbit) |
| clam crunchies |
| cocoa puffs (rodent, rabbit) |
| coo plab (cow - Scotland) |
| cow chips |
| cow farts (Newfoundland) |
| cow flops |
| cow patties |
| cow pies |
| cow plate (Newfoundland) |
| cow platter (Newfoundland) |
| cow plop |
| cowslip |
| dog dirt |
| dog doo |
| dog logs |
| dog mess |
| doggy doolie |
| doggy sausage |
| droppings |
| dung (contributed by ShaftyBL0W) |
| dung patties (contributed by ShaftyBL0W) |
| elephant cookies |
| elk duds (contributed by Autumn) |
| fecal pellets |
| fewmets |
| flops (cow) |
| fly specks |
| frass (caterpillar) |
| free souveniers (horse, cow) |
| goat tobacco (contributed by TrollForce Programming Team) |
| good luck (dog) |
| guano (bat, bird) |
| heifer dust |
| horse apples |
| horse balls |
| horse hockey |
| kagatzka (goat) |
| kitty bon bons (cat shit in the litter box that the dogs think is almond roca - contributed by Poopiegirl) |
| koeieflap (cow - Dutch) |
| land mines (dog - contributed by Timzx) |
| lawn sausage (dog) |
| leopard loaf |
| manure |
| meadow dressing (cow) |
| meadow muffins (horse, cow) |
| meadow pies (cow) |
| moose berries |
| mouse darbies |
| mouse pills |
| pasture paddies (cow) |
| pellets (rodent) |
| Polish frisbee (cow) |
| poodle paddies |
| prairie chips (buffalo, cow) |
| prairie fuel (buffalo, cow) |
| prairie pancakes (buffalo, cow) |
| prairie pastry (buffalo, cow) |
| presents (dog or cat poop found on the floor in the middle of the night -- contributed by Autumn) |
| rabbit balls |
| rabbit buttons |
| rabbit goobers (contributed by MidnightGlory) |
| rabbit jellybeans |
| rabbit marbles |
| rabbit raisins |
| road apples (horse) (Midwestern US - contributed by NelsonAnJeanette) |
| scat (contributed by Evan S.) |
| sheep buttons |
| sheep dip |
| smart pills (rodent, rabbit) |
| surface fuel (buffalo, cow) |
| tootsie rolls (dog) (contributed by CCITurlo) |
| vermidung (worm) |
| whitewash (bird) |
| Dingleberries (balls of fecal matter adhering to the hairs around the anus, either of animals or humans) |
| aarschgnoddle (Pennsylvania German) |
| army balls (contributed by Poopmaster) |
| clingons (Newfoundland) |
| chocolate chips (contributed by Cello6909) |
| cock monkeys (contributed by Keith from MA) |
| conkerbells (Newfoundland) |
| conkerbills (Newfoundland) |
| crusty clusters (contributed by Poopmaster) |
| dagoberries |
| dingcherries (contributed by HtsCheese) |
| dingle balls |
| dingleberries |
| dinkleberry (contributed by PorschFrk) |
| gollies (New Brunswick) |
| grobin (contributed by Floyd of California) |
| guffies |
| john doobies |
| klingons (contributed by Tommie) |
| mustangs |
| nibbits (contributed by Evan S.) |
| shit bollocks (British - contributed by Sarah and Kevin) |
| will-nots |
| winnets (British - contributed by Sarah and Kevin) |
| woven poop ("Woven poop is when poop gets caught on your bum hairs and weaves a mat." - contributed by TrollForce Programming Team) |
| Constipation |
| anal impaction |
| apathy of the anal sphincter |
| bound (Newfoundland) |
| bound up (Newfoundland) |
| bunged-up dinglebungus |
| call to stool (British medical jargon - contributed by Roberklib) |
| can't get the train out of the tunnel (contributed by A.J.) |
| clogged up (contributed by Mary S.) |
| colon congestion (contributed by Big Will) |
| comin' out sideways (contributed by TrollForce Programming Team) |
| constipation |
| constipation poopie-allisation (contributed by Roberklib) |
| constipation proclamation (contributed by Abeoww99) |
| corked (contributed by ShaftyBL0W) |
| dry heaves of the anus |
| far-from-poopin ("German" - contributed by Clay S.) |
| full of shit |
| ghost poopie (contributed by Abeoww99) |
| having one stuck sideways (contributed by Jesse B.) |
| having two Thanksgiving dinners (contributed by Big Will) |
| hung chow (contributed by Porchdance) |
| irregularity |
| log jam (contributed by Mary S.) |
| plugged up |
| pop-a-vein in the forehead poopy (contributed by Mary S.) |
| rectal congestion |
| redwoods (contributed by Mary S.) |
| the strains |
| stuck up |